http://faces.iluvspokane.com Fauxlosophy courtesy of Ryan and Remi. en-us 40 There is no shame in eating De Leon by yourself. It is, in fact, a trait of a better taster. Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:18:09 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com Driving to Missoula from Spokane solely to enjoy some cheese fries is the mark of a better taster. Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:05:51 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com Sometimes you have to get things for yourself, even when you don't want to. Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:01:24 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com A lesser taster mounts TVs. A better taster mounts people. Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:35:18 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com A good TV is worth someone else's shame and humiliation. Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:07:33 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com Sometimes a better taster must sacrifice unimportant things, like sleep. Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:37:13 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com A good man eats De Leon's eggs. A great man brings eggs to De Leon. Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:11:41 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com Wait a second, that's not cochinitas. Mon, 25 Aug 2008 18:29:58 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com Legend has it, if you say andquot;Ryanandquot; five times in the mirror, he will appear behind you with cochinitas. Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:53:58 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com Maturity is all about knowing when you can afford to be immature. Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:00:48 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com Never promise crazy a baby. Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:29:45 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com I couldn't live with myself if I wasn't me. Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:03:40 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com Real men solve their differences at the mall level in Wii Mario Kart. Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:58:49 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com It is not rock, unless it is yacht rock. Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:55:55 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com andquot;Girlfriendandquot; is the new andquot;Marklar.andquot; As in, andquot;So, you're girlfriending your girlfriend later this girlfriend?andquot; Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:55:56 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com The combination of shitting and eating should always be kept to a minimum. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:11:23 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com Also, don't eat where you shit. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:42:33 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com Don't shit where you eat, my friend. In other words, sexual activities with co-workers and/or waitresses could be a bad idea. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:22:43 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com One shot of akevitt is good. Two shots are better. In Scandinavia, it is custom to take three shots. That is the way of a Better Taster. Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:37:17 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com Always be a Better Taster, not a Lesser Taster. Example: a Better Taster likes De Leon, a Lesser Taster likes Fiesta Mexicana. Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:36:49 +0000 http://faces.iluvspokane.com http://faces.iluvspokane.com