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There is no shame in eating De Leon by yourself. It is, in fact, a trait of a better taster. Tue, 16 Sep

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Driving to Missoula from Spokane solely to enjoy some cheese fries is the mark of a better taster. Tue, 09 Sep

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Sometimes you have to get things for yourself, even when you don't want to. Sat, 30 Aug

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A lesser taster mounts TVs. A better taster mounts people. Fri, 29 Aug

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A good TV is worth someone else's shame and humiliation. Fri, 29 Aug

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Sometimes a better taster must sacrifice unimportant things, like sleep. Thu, 28 Aug

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A good man eats De Leon's eggs. A great man brings eggs to De Leon. Mon, 25 Aug

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Wait a second, that's not cochinitas. Mon, 25 Aug

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Legend has it, if you say andquot;Ryanandquot; five times in the mirror, he will appear behind you with cochinitas. Thu, 21 Aug

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Maturity is all about knowing when you can afford to be immature. Thu, 21 Aug

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Never promise crazy a baby. Mon, 18 Aug

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I couldn't live with myself if I wasn't me. Fri, 15 Aug

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Real men solve their differences at the mall level in Wii Mario Kart. Thu, 14 Aug

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It is not rock, unless it is yacht rock. Wed, 13 Aug

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andquot;Girlfriendandquot; is the new andquot;Marklar.andquot; As in, andquot;So, you're girlfriending your girlfriend later this girlfriend?andquot; Tue, 12 Aug

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The combination of shitting and eating should always be kept to a minimum. Tue, 12 Aug

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Also, don't eat where you shit. Tue, 12 Aug

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Don't shit where you eat, my friend. In other words, sexual activities with co-workers and/or waitresses could be a bad idea. Tue, 12 Aug

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One shot of akevitt is good. Two shots are better. In Scandinavia, it is custom to take three shots. That is the way of a Better Taster. Mon, 11 Aug

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Always be a Better Taster, not a Lesser Taster. Example: a Better Taster likes De Leon, a Lesser Taster likes Fiesta Mexicana. Sun, 10 Aug